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Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil:
4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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