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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
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